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By toeman - 01/09/2017 02:35 - United States - Sonoma
zerotiki tells us more.
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By TeamVomit - 27/08/2017 23:15
Ouch
By Cindy1897 - 27/08/2017 20:00
The Trifecta
By AkaiKitsune - 27/08/2017 04:30
By boopingsnoot - 26/08/2017 18:30 - United States - Nashville
By addict - 26/08/2017 13:00
The Little Sperm That Could
By Anonymous - 24/08/2017 16:00
Is negging still a thing?
By coffeewench - 22/08/2017 04:29
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By 7thwardlord - 21/08/2017 16:00
Ménage à nope
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By nightfall8705 - 16/08/2017 13:05
nightfall8705 tells us more.
Actually, it's not stolen, it really did happen, and it happened because my cousin is a thieving turd and needed a taste of his own medicine. And no I didn't actually touch the cup with my mouth so I don't have the mouth herpes. The more you know.
Happiest place on Earth
By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30
FML Uncensored
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By Monster-in-law - 09/08/2017 16:30 - United States - Sherwood
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By Brightbulb - 08/08/2017 00:12
Brightbulb tells us more.
ummm WOW hi, OP here, that gender indicator is messed up (good one FML staff, still need some work there) I am infact 100% FEMALE. Now that we have my gender clarified, thank you for the knowledge that removal is an option, as I have been told that it was not being as young as I am. It was a severe cyst in my ovary and I was told to essentially "get used to it" because it's going to happen every month until Menopause comes.for me, at which point I can get a hysterectomy. Knowing that it may be an option now I am going to approach my Dr about that. I did not know ketamine was supposed to make me not feel anything, because it did not work that way. When I went to the Urgent Care they rushed me to the ER, who then started looking for infections or appendicitis, but alas it was deemed "severe cramps" and "female issues" by several techs, before I even got the PCOS answer.
Looking forward to it
By OkieThePokie - 07/08/2017 13:00
How could you?
By damnitsam - 06/08/2017 20:00
Time to invest in a gas mask!
By crystalxuk - 31/07/2017 18:18 - Republic of Korea
crystalxuk tells us more.
After years of being on FML, I finally get featured! It started about 2 weeks after we got here and I basically have hives, am very itchy, and have severe allergies. All this has made me very depressed for months I just stay at home with the windows closed and the air cleaner on because it gets worse whenever I go outside. So the Army is letting us apply for "compassionate reassignment" which lets us move to our next army base earlier than we are supposed to. Hopefully it gets approved!
By Smokey - 31/07/2017 00:30
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Wow-my 1st submission got posted! This was my classes senior year trip, and my mother was chaperoning... We didn't know the toe was broken until I got home, but the day was less exciting than I hoped it would be.