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I recognize that voice
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GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
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By AkaiKitsune - 12/06/2017 11:38
AkaiKitsune tells us more.
Yes, my horse is a bit of a... character at times. For those whose said I shouldn't be wearing white, there was a show next door that I was debating on going to and it was a hot day. So I was wearing my lightweight white dress shirt. Too hot for the jacket. If I had fallen off I wouldn't have bothered with the show. It was just a small barn show anyway. But I thought it might be a good warm up to show season. I would have done my lesson on my Perlino Andalusian stud, then switched to my beautiful black Arabian mare for the show so as to not overheat either of them. If I hadn't gone for a short ride that day the pair would have been a nightmare to handle the next. The downside of having a preference for hotbloods. That's alright, I got him back today by bringing him to the beach and using him for pony rides for the kids. He knows not to act up around the children. Though he had the most put-out expression on his face. Like somehow playing pony was beneath him... Mind he did get me back for that by dumping me into a blackberry bush the next day.
Last laugh
By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00
The creepy guy next door
By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park
Handful
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Awkward…
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By mlustpdx - 04/09/2014 17:47 - United States - Clackamas
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true. and the reason why is my son decided to block the opening to the litter box and the cereal looked like his litter. can't get made about that
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False advertising
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Very smart
By Leauge - 28/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Owensboro
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OP here. For everyone wondering the grass was also left uncut so the backyard wasn’t completely filled, but the parts that don’t have 2 foot tall grass were. We have 2 dogs and he was left to maintain the house while we were gone which was actually a month and a half closer to 2 months. Also having him finally clean it wasn’t an option because I asked him to the first second and third day before I finally did it. He always said he would but never did.