Animals: Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I... - FML

By robertsonjimmy - 14/06/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

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Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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jburd45 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:39

chase the ****** down

SteveMagnifico 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:39

watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue

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honeyk13 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:46

And you just let him?

PaisleyKing90 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:48

THAT IS TERRIBLE!!! I hope you got your puppy back!!!!

jodejr3 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:15

OMG wat a jack ass i hope u caught that bitch

MissAimeeAngel 15

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:17

...and you just stood there and watched him run away with your pup? So...you made no attempt whatsoever to chase the thief down and beat his ass for stealing your dog?

Skatejock21 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:35

YDI for letting your new puppy be outside alone in a new environment.

Breebabeyy 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:40

u shud have chased him then kicked his butt

candycane101 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:50

aww D: poor puppy!

iluvGB 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:30

I feel so bad 4 u!!!!! **** those puppy nappers

laurad420 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:32

watch ur ****** dog dumbass YDI

SapphireSympathy 7

Tuesday 14 June 2011 22:44

Uhmm, yeah I guess OP should've watched their puppy... but wtf kind of person steals a ******* puppy? that's just...... wrong.

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