Animals: Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I...

By robertsonjimmy - 14/06/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

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Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML

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Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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jburd45 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:39

chase the ****** down

SteveMagnifico 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:39

watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue

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BeatleLover1997 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:03

Aw that's horrible I hope you find him. People are so cruel.

Carian01 0

Friday 17 June 2011 1:58

Well that's selfish. I'd say **** the PUPPY's life. First time you let a dog out you're supposed to stay with them, idiot. That poor dog...

KLern 0

Friday 17 June 2011 5:35

hmm I guess next time you'll use a leash then, won't you?

sweety503 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:09

i would have chased his ass

adriiian 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:27

chase him ! lmao

iSwagggg 0

Friday 17 June 2011 10:23

it's Kay. just buy like 100 puppies and throw them at the man.

colton821 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:13

what were you thinking letting him stay outside alone? Sucks for both you and the puppy but still thats complete laziness and irresponsiblity.

lionlvr 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 3:31

awww!!! poor puppy!! and you...I'm so sorry. I hope you trace that jerk down.

alexandrab 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:37

true!

Wolfie898 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:10

Shoot the ************! He deserves it...

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