By djurmel89 - 07/06/2016 16:48 - Germany
The Top
djurmel89 tells us more.
Behind closed doors
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Mansfield
Excuuuuuuse me?
By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto
By wearingashirtatthepool - 09/05/2016 00:04 - United States - East Brunswick
By Guess I'm not getting laid - 03/08/2018 14:30 - United States - Glasgow
By out of the closet - 26/04/2016 00:22 - Australia - Wollongong
By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 00:33 - United States - Newton Center
BFF
By BFFN - 14/04/2016 15:36 - United Kingdom - Glasgow
Get it on, bang a gong
By can’t sleep - 17/06/2020 17:04
By Lindora - 11/09/2018 19:30 - Canada - Richmond Hill
By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 10:55 - Australia
By right date wrong guy - 14/10/2018 15:30 - Norway - Oslo
By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 12:53 - United Kingdom - Mitcham
Caught in 4K
By Shiet - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Singapore
By caittorr - 11/11/2018 16:00 - Canada - Saint-jean-sur-richelieu
By thrill house - 25/01/2016 00:57 - Australia - Hawthorn
By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia
By popasquat - 04/12/2018 12:00
By wardsl195 - 30/12/2015 05:55 - United States - Seaford
By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek
Signposting
By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 05:40 - United States - Latonia
Classic
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By I hate retail - 27/11/2015 02:26 - Australia - Kensington
By cassieleigh1 - 05/11/2015 05:05 - United States - Davenport
cassieleigh1 tells us more.
I'm laughing really hard at the comments! Yeah, my dads pretty awesome. He understands keyboards and computer basics but he seriously types with just his index finger, using both hands, just pick-poking around while squinting back and forth from screen to keyboard to see. Lol He's not a weird-pervert, but a 50 year old punk who wishes he were my age (18), and living in the 70s again. He actually snuck into the Mississippi Valley Fair in Iowa this recent year and didn't get caught hahaha. When I was a kid he used to "copy" entry stamps with pen to get us in free. 9th birthday he took me to a local heavy metal concert, not sure why they allowed 9 year olds in a mosh pit... Also saw Rush for my 11th or something.
By KillerChipmunk - 05/12/2016 08:19 - United States - Fair Oaks
KillerChipmunk tells us more.
OP here! This actually happened a little over a month ago. I'm in student housing, so they got our RA to come and mediate a meeting. Things have gotten much better since then, but it still irks me that a 21, 23, and 24 year old picked up a 6 year old's tactics and thought it was a good idea to just ignore me for about three weeks. Ultimately, I'm not doing much different, just making a bigger show of it when I do clean. I never was gross about anything (imo), I just don't believe in the whole anti-bacterial thing, like wiping down the tv remote and couch weekly, or using Lysol on my bed every morning. To everyone telling me to find new roommates, my lease is up in May, and I'm already looking for new people to live with, but at least things have gotten better since all this happened.
By FacePalmPower - 03/10/2015 22:59 - United States
FacePalmPower tells us more.
Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!
By Anonymous - 02/07/2019 12:07
Trolled by technology
By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00 - South Africa
Congratulations
By Anonymous - 27/09/2016 12:28 - Italy - Verona
Keywords
Wow, just wow. I want to thank my parents and my friends for their love and support and I also want to thank my pants for never letting me down... Now seriously. Hi, I'm the OP and I'm so surprised this got posted. I'm much better now. This happened yesterday after work. I put the stuff in the oven and gave my cats a fresh bowl of wet food when I felt my stomach pressing the red button for alarm. At the end I could not only not leave the bathroom, I sat there while my apartment filled with a decent amount of smoke since my oven is fairly old. Finally the smoke detectors went off and gave the whole situation the best soundtrack possible. I'm a quit unlucky person, so this stuff happens all the time. After I finally left the bathroom I opened all the windows and doors and ate some cereal instead. Thanks for the comments so far. I will keep reading.