You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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MykalaMonae 7

Dont you mean, EX Girlfriend?

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Adrena_fml 5

.... and you're jealous. It's ok to admit.

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NiqueNique 0

I hope your not still with her.

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Thatoneguy911 2

Oh hey, I'm a red flag. Nice to meet you

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sarah56195 0

That is so weird.

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firefighterjohn 9

like a boss

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kalbrek009 20

Tell her you're hungry too? Um, something is awry here if she's over 18 & would rather pretend to breast feed dolls rather than enjoy you suckling on her boobs....word of warning though...don't bite!...on ther other hand, she maybe mentally unhinged & need a therapist....find out wth is going on in her head...then decide if you need to get her some help or if you can be one of her dolls too... :p

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nicolemarie5000 4

Haha I couldn't help but laugh when I saw this! Wow that is really weird.

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OfficeNinja 5

Turn this into a win for you. Dress up in cosplay. Then you can be the "doll". Then say you are hungry. You need a 5 course meal. Salad, appetizer, another appetizer, main course, then desert.

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MyWorldAway 0

she really needs help.

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