Kids Which one are you?

Which one are you?

Anonymous - 19/02/2013 00:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2015 08:23 - Maldives - Male

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML

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jiji - 19/07/2022 06:00

Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML

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anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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Anonymous - 30/06/2011 07:24 - Finland

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

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clairebear99 - 08/06/2021 08:01

Today, my coworker screamed at me for once again calling her by a different coworker's name. They have the same hair, skin color, and body type, so I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to tell them apart. FML

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Anonymous - 03/12/2009 09:47 - Canada

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

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Anonymous - 17/05/2024 10:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML

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The unfavorite - 26/10/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML

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whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

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aere - 27/01/2009 12:24 - United States

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

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Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:02

Kevin J. Smith will have to get over it, then.

Jkjklkl 14

Tuesday 19 February 2013 9:05

Sit them on opposite sides of the class and call them Kevins Right and Left

Papaw_fml 3

Wednesday 20 February 2013 2:15

I feel your pain. 28 people in a class and I end up with 2 Jessicas, 2 Jennifer's and 2 Davids. I managed to find nicknames for them.

01sparkly 15

Wednesday 20 February 2013 2:42

There were two Ryan S's at my other school (S wasn't their last name it was different last names I just dont want go put their names here)

drayloon 50

Wednesday 20 February 2013 3:13

Call em by their middle names

blahman250 1

Wednesday 20 February 2013 3:42

Just use their full middle names to differentiate, or stick one with kevin 1 and the other with kevin 2

HomoIndomitus 4

Wednesday 20 February 2013 6:11

Douchebag one and douchebag two it is.

jamnglamgirlie 17

Wednesday 20 February 2013 6:13

How about Kevin 1 and Kevin A?

Phobic_fml 14

Wednesday 20 February 2013 6:41

this is funnier if you imagine the kevins being in high school. i was one of a pair of "kevin"s in 5th grade. i got to be "kevin". the other was "kevin me" because whenever "kevin" was called on he would ask "me?"