Intimacy: Whaaaaat? - FML

Whaaaaat?

By erphy21 - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lompoc

Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML

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zharks1010 18

Sunday 27 September 2015 15:29

Your son is a dumbass

pokemyeyes 23

Sunday 27 September 2015 15:30

#facepalm

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BluePeace2017 8

Wednesday 7 October 2015 2:46

um... maybe you should've taught your son about real life???

Ferry043 8

Thursday 8 October 2015 19:12

Did he learn it.. the hard way?

MyFairLady 6

Sunday 18 October 2015 16:29

Does that mean he got a girl pregnant?

Matteo_G 16

Monday 19 October 2015 14:30

your son is pretty stupid but i feel like this one is pretty deserved. it's up to parents to make sure their sons' sexual education isn't as bad as this one

GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:22

I feel like there was a life lesson he may have missed. As a parent, it's kinda your job to teach them those things... I knew about sex long long before I ever did it, and was able to make informed, healthy choices.

antihero3391 2

Monday 7 December 2015 8:50

for science!

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 26 December 2015 20:03

We really need better sex education.

KayleeFrye 39

Monday 8 February 2016 20:57

I'm sorry your child is an idiot. Maybe you should have done a better job teaching him about sex.

123Puppy 33

Tuesday 13 August 2019 20:15

You should’ve given him the talk.

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