By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55
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I just vomitted in my mouth a little.
AlexC_fml
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yea its always fun to think dirty of your relatives... not! but thats beside the point. why the **** didnt you go into your own room? you wanted to imagine your mom naked on her bed? sick ****.
sariina01
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first off hes not incesting because he did it himself in the other room. but still dude thats disturbing
bennn89
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It was imaginary incest. Man he's gonna do some hard time up at Imaginary state penitentiary.
HRaeH
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LOL. Did your cousin figure out it was her that you were f-in' yourself to? B/c she should avoid you like the plauge. Did your family find out it was your cousin you were f-in' yourself to? B/c they should give you the cold shoulder and protect her from you, sicko.
dizz0rder
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bballchick12994
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wow, look at your comment and then look at everyone elses. see the pattern here? you and the OP seem to be the only ones who think like that. wow, you need help.
matt1337c
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I've never been turned on by a hot teenage cousin. Ever. You, sir, are sick in the head.
Foltzie
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Amen.
You need serious help!
Bekeliyr
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You people do realize it's natural. though you may not consciously think so it happens to some people. These mental images and sexual fantasies of one's family member usually goes away after a brief period of time. So it's not as embarrassing ad everyone think it is. it's just how our society approves of what's right and wrong. So it's ok to fantasize, the problem is letting it out of control.
cousins, depending on how far along they are, I believe it is second cousin, breaks off from the incest barrier because of blood difference, by this point, the blood has changed enough that the baby would be as normal as any other baby, obviously not including other factors, so now it just comes down to how far along the family tree were they? and why the parent's bed, really man?
gators1995
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I can't believe you got two thumbs up??!
you had a need to jack off? addicted to **** or somethin?
uhm ew. thats your younger cousin. you guys are related by blood! ewww. wtfff.
jeez guys it's not like its his sister, just a cousin he hasn't seen in a while who happens to be hot. and the genetics involved anyway are far enough apart that if they had a child (God forbid), there would be no physical or mental defects. wank it to your cousin all you want, sir. been there. just dont **** her.
You sir, are wrong. First cousins would indeed have a high probability of genetic defects. End of story.
Einstein married his cousin; Voltaire, the man I might add, was doing his niece...
Einstein sometimes forgot to eat. And, to quote Paul Finch from American Pie, Voltaire can suck my (imaginary) balls.
alliewillie
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...and that just makes everything ok, doesnt it. No.
xMooMoox
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You have a strange fascination with incest. Sure you could legally marry your cousin and its not like shes your sister, but shes still related. And depending on your relationship its even worse, did she grow up with you? Or did she live far away only getting to see each other at holidays? Did she spend the night every weekend? The closer you guys are the sicker it is. You jerked off to your cousin in your parents room, which is just sick all in itself.
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dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...
Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.