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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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beks1232 0

that's so gross. you should be ashamed

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jondivey 9

^very true and used to be done in meideval times to keep royal blood in royal families, but im not down for incest lol

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thatRichguy 0

Jesus. your cousin?

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michellerose1991 0

seriously!!!! you're disgusting!!!

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urawhat 5

... Ok so was she like a third cousin and really hot, or are you that lazy that you can't look up **** on the internet like the rest of us.

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i_love_pens 0

I wanna seriously wanna **** you?

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cheerXtreme13 0

you're disgusting

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