Miscellaneous: Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City...

By Anon - 18/05/2011 11:47 - United States

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

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By Broly171 - 01/10/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 04/06/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 22:30

Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML

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The Dark Knight

By Boyufd - 30/07/2020 23:01

Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML

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By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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By poohanne - 12/01/2013 06:36 - United States - Ville Platte

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML

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By jgdgjyfg - 25/07/2011 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

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Parenting fail

By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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By Superman - 15/11/2012 06:01 - United States - Bellflower

Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 18 May 2011 19:11

One day, your mom is going to be abducted by an evil octopus and batman isn't going to save her because she called him gay.

WordSmyth 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 19:07

Erase "BATMAN's" and write "ROBIN's"

Comments

redrobbey 1

Tuesday 22 July 2014 15:53

you deserve it, batman Is gay

BlindlyWandering 17

Friday 12 December 2014 7:47

Wait, you know Gothams skyline by heart?

Cyrus00 41

Sunday 8 February 2015 3:46

If anyones gay its definetely Robin.

TallMist 32

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:43

Well, that IS how George Clooney played Batman (Said so himself), so... She's technically right.

prettygurl89 16

Friday 28 August 2015 10:02

Your mom is cool

FuckingSchool 9

Sunday 13 December 2015 7:47

I hate your mom. No offensive

hiscrazygirl2014 7

Saturday 3 December 2016 3:48

aw did u want her to compliment your skills? she has an awesome sense of humor why dont you try that instead of the sensitivity....its a dry erase board meant for graffiti...