Miscellaneous: Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses....

By incaseudidntkno - 18/09/2011 13:36 - United States

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML

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incaseudidntkno 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 21:17

They were Oil Rig Oakleys and my face still hurts. My friend also got punched in the nose haha.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:17

Objects in mirror may be meaner than they appear.

Cashtangoteam 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:18

You're supposed to black out after the concert

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sarahlovesyewxD 8

Sunday 18 September 2011 23:25

OMG!! Honda Civic tour was AMAZING! "OMG! THERES A PRAYING MANTIS ON MY LEG AND ITS HUGE!!" Just giving you a taste of the Hershey, PA stop. :D

yaknowiverse 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 23:48

it was me. I was that guy. XD

Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 19 September 2011 0:04

Well I guess he *reaches for shades* Huh? Where'd they go. Oh damn my shades are gone!

jcingram 2

Monday 19 September 2011 0:05

Floyd mayweather says,"protect yourself at all times".

ramykomy 0

Monday 19 September 2011 0:23

:O that's terrible, hope your okay!

mucking101 0

Monday 19 September 2011 0:33

What'ch you talkin bout Willis?!

anna15243 6

Monday 19 September 2011 0:50

sucks

DreBeezy 9

Monday 19 September 2011 1:12

What are the odds...........?

jjice 6

Monday 19 September 2011 1:23

IN THE FACE

dregray 1

Monday 19 September 2011 2:04

That's obviously happen in Austin tecas

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