By Nightmare - 15/01/2013 14:41

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML
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willbur73q 7

I have to say, I do love a good prank. Cruel, yes. Well done, for sure.

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mmaflake 19

This is funny actually. I think I'd be more bummed about the ketchup mess.

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spikekutter 9

your daughter sounds like a little minion..

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twiztedone 19

That's funny you have to admit after the initial shock and horror! I don't know how to vote on this one!

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poccocurantes 7

You know, the sad thing is you are an adult...you should be able to come up with something much more realistic than ketchup. Just remember; a good biggun will always get the better of a bad littlun.

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toblasc0sauce 5

It was the daughter that faked her death. I think its pretty clever for a five year old. Nothing sad about it.

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iloveryan052710 8

You can't tell the difference between blood and ketchup?

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DanielleinDC 33

Someone should tell her teenage son that if he really wants to be realistic, he should get red food coloring and corn syrup.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sounds like "Harold and Maude". Next, your son will teach her to seek out much older men and have sex with them... What? Too much???

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toblasc0sauce 5

Your daughter has declared war. Brutal pranks from here on out, be prepared!!

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athos1237 4

That's awesome! Take a joke mom, relax and breathe deep. Then laugh out loud.

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