Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

today, during a physics lab i accidentally set a student of mine on fire..... the good news, it was the student I hated the most.....the bad news, he didn't die......fml

lukemurr 0

Friday 19 March 2010 3:32

smoking hot

JJA7X 0

Friday 19 March 2010 3:46

how come i have the feeling that this FML is fake? its funny, but it just doesnt seem to real

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