Health: Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and...

By sickbaby - 11/06/2011 13:06 - Singapore

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

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By PatientlyDying - 15/06/2015 23:07 - United States - Plano

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By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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By up to no-good... - 22/08/2014 04:09 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML

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By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML

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ShelbyyCakess 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 19:56

strict patents. fyl OP

Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:01

but you could go home drunk and they might think you were having an attack :)

Comments

masonboy15 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:41

-_-" at least u had a door and a ipod ... i never had a door or ipod

Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:54

an easy solution: ********** a lot. that will force them to return the door at least.

NeverGiveUp97 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:25

I've had my door taken away...

betty4ever 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:32

shit happenz 

angryyute 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:53

I have a form of vertigo and I know how it is. your parents need to read up on vertigo and it's symptoms

Yblek 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:04

my parents took my door one time too lol

briannakruc 2

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:29

wait how did you write this fml

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:32

Well, there's this new invention called the computer. I'm not sure if you've heard of it... not many people have. I hear it's very useful when trying to use the internet for whatever reason.