Intimacy: Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually...

By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 37 559

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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The birds and the bees

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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You deserved it 328

Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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Judgy

By distressed - 17/03/2015 12:00 - Australia - Burwood

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

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You deserved it 6 983

Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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You deserved it 531

Eyebleach

By Nomoretexting - 01/11/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I received a 4-page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight, in full detail. I'm one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML

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You deserved it 2 602

Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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You deserved it 4 191

Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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You deserved it 137

deliciouskaek 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:42

That's not okay. That is seriously NOT okay. Verbal abuse, FTL.

spiffles 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:46

I'm pretty sure that making out does not = slutty.

Comments

SexyQueen0905 24

Sunday 22 May 2011 14:59

Man, what a prude!

MizuWolf 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:44

Lol christina graves, is that you??

Honestly_Lainey 21

Wednesday 17 August 2011 18:43

Your mom sounds funny

devilducky139 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:36

Harsh much? Wow.

alyssa333 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:04

that sucks...

ecascio2010 9

Thursday 15 December 2011 4:58

Making out? Really? Your mother needs to chill out.

CantusVulpis 12

Monday 23 July 2012 11:06

Could not stop laughing at the image of a sweet toned, pretty mother gently waking her now pale faced daughter to those words on a beautiful morning. XD

mowmowlife 21

Sunday 30 September 2012 6:22

Well your mom sucks. Telling her daughter she's going to get raped is a terrible thing to do. I can't tell if you're a nice person who just likes her boyfriend or someone who gets around enough, but it shouldn't matter either way, because your mom is in the black.