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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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YtotallyDI 0

Why is your middle aged mom hankering to borrow your 20 something year old appropriate dress?

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zee209 0

Wow! That's rough. Sorry to hear that.

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hyever 0

Funny, I like www.HYEver.com because the "Have You Ever" game is pretty dam fun as well!

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Roofus 0

Don't cancel the trip, but do make an anonymous call to the TSA

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EffinWhosLife 0

Lol you should cancel all that and take the money to move out and tell your mom off.

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neurorot 0

Wow. Your mum's a **** - Cancel that bitch's shit.

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mk1o3o 0

she made u exist. so what?

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idrivefast 0

You can do what #3 said, or you can transfer her flight to somewhere cold for a week.

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