By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
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pannap 0

agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

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yikes_fyl 0

yo your hair is too long son! p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

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zoocity13 5

seriously buddy? not even an FML its an FHL. im sure you wouldnt want a bush in your face. quit being selfish and cut the jungle

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WearingHats 14

Jungle fever bro.

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coolkiid999 0

this is fake I saw something like this on youtube

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thethingthatshou 4

just shave it's easy plus everything looks grander and makes running and stuff more comfortable

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Adovock 6

Okay I see a lot of different opinions, so let's take a vote... Would you women rather have your man SHAVE or just TRIM? If he shaves, it'll get prickly if he forgets to after a couple of days and you have sex, but it would probably be more comfortable besides that.

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praetor_fml 3

one word: manscaping.

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