Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted...

By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 713

You deserved it 4 987

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 131 736

You deserved it 7 583

Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 784

You deserved it 3 666

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 850

You deserved it 51 399

By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 937

You deserved it 8 714

By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 760

You deserved it 9 812

By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 128

You deserved it 1 292

By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 506

You deserved it 6 713

By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 822

You deserved it 6 561

By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 960

You deserved it 3 162

Flip-flopping

By Brandenn J Moore - 11/07/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 041

You deserved it 98

Mehness 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:06

She pulled a Mary on you.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:03

Dr. Phil will know the answer!

Comments

fairypower 4

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:36

that's because the babies daddy dumped her ass the night before

unkhammun 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:37

oh wow.... what a dumbass!!! just keep screwing that sperm dumpster for a bit and then peel off my man, an thank the lord you had the will to keep it tucked in all of this time. if not, you would be ****** right now! lol

lmaoatall 6

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:37

I've heard of pretty stupid stuff in my life, but this one goes well beyond, almost a scary crazy level. be grateful it's not yours and move on. without her of course.

cathylee22 4

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:38

well apparently your gf is a cheater and knows the real father isn't as good of a guy as you. Ya I feel sorry for her, but then again karma is a bitch!

kingatowning 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:39

she could have raped u when you were sleeping

Lizardreath 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:45

get out while you still can!!!

RideOrDie1248 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:49

lol dont worry. females dont believe in being faithful anymore. they behave like ***** and then wonder why and complain about chivalry being dead.

Pesi 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 16:59

not all women are ***** excuse me. I've never cheated on a boyfriend and now happily engaged and faithful as the first day we've been together. so please be a little less vague. how about "alot of women who don't care about themselves, are *****" :) just saying that's an option.

RideOrDie1248 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 17:00

whoever gave me a thumbs down must be an idealist and not a realist. facts are facts.

lmaoatall 6

Wednesday 18 May 2011 18:19

facts are, men are ***** to! so don't be so one sided. now here's my fact. most, not all but most of the relationships I've seen my friends break up over, it was the man cheating. it goes both ways. but those are my facts!!

SteelCladAngel 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 19:30

I'm not a **** I'm a female saying all females are ***** is like saying all men are straight

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 18 May 2011 20:08

@52: Wow. I'm a realist too, but the correct term would not be "ALL FEMALES." Maybe SOME or A LOT are, but not ALL. You're either ignorant, or a troll. As for the OP, I hope she's your Ex now.