By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

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Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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kjoule 5

Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

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pdp_fml 21

Try hard for a day or two on the game and then break down crying (pretend) and make her feel story for you and I think that she will relent and have sex with you again.

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rockhead1270 5

I'd find someone else to bang while she is in blackmail mode. What's the next threat? Get some respectful snatch.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

She just doesn't want to have sex with you and that's just an excuse so leave.

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poopface82 23

I would get really, really good at the game, blow away her high score, and then tell her you get it on demand until she beats it.

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Tannasgh 22

Sounds like a challenge. My reply, "You may not be, but I will"

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B4rn3yST1NSON 13

I don't know about you , but I love a challenging relationship, and on the flappy bird thing , i'd just find away to glitch it or something into getting a ridiculously higher score yet.

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bachoman 10

I can send you a screenshot of my score (329) if you need it?

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SamanthaCharlee 3

Looks like those green pipes will be the only things you'll be banging tonight!

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ssbbmasterful 6

Just find 5 bucks. There's prostitutes everywhere

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