By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

This is his idea of sex education?! Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship! Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son" Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-

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indianagirl3077 8

Somethings very wrong with him

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frustratedcelt 18

Dude - I think you were just abused! #139 You definately were!

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BlackPhenom 9

This is up there with the funniest FML's I have ever read.

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rt567 15

after five minutes you should have left or said something.

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skyeyez9 24

That borders on psychological abuse. What poor child would not be scarred from being forced to sit with their parent watching hardcore ****, while their dad is next to him with a hard on? My God what the hell is wrong with your dad?!

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syrini 7

All I have to say is; FYL.

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MsMourningStar 22

My step mom did something similar, but she was drunk so when she passed out I snuck out of the room and went to bed. I feel for you.

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