By lonelyinlondon - 21/08/2009 02:06 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend threw me a going-away party. During the party, I caught him in my bedroom hooking up with my friend because "you're leaving soon anyway so it doesn't matter." I'll only be gone for 6 weeks. FML
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katherinebby17 28

dump his ass

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rockmyworld 0

yeah, seriously, he's an idiot! dump him if you haven't already and then... key his car egg his house tell everybody his (and her) deepest secrets 'accidentaly' push him in into the thames send hate mail or, just take the high road and forget about him. he's not worth it

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kukopia 0

Awww... they wanted to make sure he didn't forget how to please you while you were gone. They're such 'good' friends! And they did it on YOUR bed, just like he'd do it with you. Hey, maybe she'll get him to do that thing you like...

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tony8pie 0

He sounds like a keeper.

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monkey314159 0

oh yes. he's quite a catch. Seriously, why do women gravitate to shitheads?

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mcsnelly 5

Because a lot of true "shitheads" are masters at fooling people into thinking they're better than that....But they eventually show their true colors and are assholes all the time.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Don't you mean your ex-boyfriend&ex-bestfriend? I'd love to hear one of my ex's give me that reason. If you haven't dumped him already, you should probably do it now.

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BigWestRunner 0

ONLY 6 weeks? thats a pretty long time.. Jk hes a douche

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wolfgold2 20

that young sir needs to first bend over and suck on my genitalia then he it is onlt reasonable that he consumes feces

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