By plantfood - 06/08/2011 06:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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AgentSmith79 9

I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

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FMLandurstoo 9

To make him happy just say "Damn!"

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shrdlu 28

A good all-purpose comment when first seeing someone's penis is, "I never realized they were that big!" Even if it's the smallest one you've ever seen. He'll fall for it.

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AITOUKA 10

Sounds like something I would say! I tend to embarrass myself like that frequently.

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lions214 6

lol we all say stupid crap.

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bjbthe1 1

What do you mean for the first time? Is this something you expect to happen again?

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tripper37 0

Hahaha well...it must've been pretty damn good then!

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Gidget9221 0

lmao. that is so something I would say.

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xRyanGorox 0

I guess she is used to the uncircumcised

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