By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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aliaskis 3

At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.

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xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0

So, whats's the big deal?

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Carbonite2010 0

haha your boyfriend has a good sense of humor!!!

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Jaydos 0

If the main road is red, take the dirt road

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thisismy83 0

Dude you got it all back words. It's when the red river runs take the dirt road home.

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Taipan_fml 0

You're both wrong - "When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead." See? It even rhymes...

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MoMocakes 0

its not so bad... just do it in the shower if u think its gross.. it makes it a tad bit cleaner.

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Ruff_fml 3

Nothing wrong with strawberry milk once in a while.

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roflcopter4 0

I think that's much less disgusting than anal!

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Jaydos 0

I'd rather have a girls shit on my dick then her period blood

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savvy_suzy 0

Considering when excited the blood stops flowing it won't be that bad. I would be happy to find the guy who doesn't find menstruation a turn off. As others have said, it will help the cramps (and if you have bad cramps and don't want to take medication to get them to stop, ******... It works) It is a turn on OP, in my opinion :)

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DVecc 0

also known as getting your red wings...

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