By DOCMONROE - 30/09/2013 22:51 - United States - Marion

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML
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Lemurcat 12

Op, if she doesn't like the idea, don't keep pushing it on her. It doesn't matter how perfect breast milk is, friends come first. If she's uncomfortable and doesn't want to sell, lay off.

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Comments

chuka81 27

Nothing like fresh breast milk to help build the body, and make you grow big and strong. You're a douchebag, OP.

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mangoboy1 19

Why is he a douchebag?

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TheDrifter 23

He's begging his friend to sell him the milk her body produces to feed her child in order to feed his narcissistic need for ever more muscle mass.

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mcknjack 14

I think the saying "Milk - It Does A Body Good" is not referring to breast milk.

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QuietLittleMouse 7

It sort of is. Just not *human* breast milk. Drinking any milk is actually pretty gross, if you really think on it.

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caro1ina48 13

I actually considered taking some of my wife's (we have 6 week old) but I didn't want to steal from my son. She is starting to produce way more than needed as her milk supply is increasing. Whey better than the protein shakes I take now after the gym...

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roopstetter 7

if she is producing a lot, more than needed, you should try some. or she can pump the access and donate it to y'alls local hospital for women with babies in nicu that are unable to breastfeed.

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worldclassrager 39

I really don't want to know why...unless you cannot afford milk them I can understand a bit...a small bit...

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TONY000 8

He offered $80.... How the hell can he not afford milk?

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yenze 18

Where does it say he offered $80 for it?

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ElizabethNL93 20

83- I was thinking the same thing until I realized that Smoxxii said that OP offered her $80 when he was telling his version of the story as a reply to comment number one.

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Ki11erC 18

I have heard of easier was to get to suck on someone's breasts than this if I'm honest.... Lol

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KingreX32 21

wow indeed. I'm here trying to imagine how that conversation went down.

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perdix 29

In free-market capitalism, why should the baby get all the milk for free? It's not like it bought the cow. The baby needs to get a job, like the ETrade baby, and pay it's own way! Then, mommy can sell her milk to lunkheads.

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