Kids: Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with...

By mommylife - 15/04/2015 04:17 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By jaimpastaggle - 06/10/2016 14:24 - France

Today, after spending over two hours cleaning my kitchen from top to bottom, my 5-year-old then runs in, yells, “Snowstorm!” and throws a bag of flour all over the floor. FML

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That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!

By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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Bad day, huh?

By AllWrong - 27/09/2025 03:00

Today, I screwed up in my job, my husband lost his luggage in an airport, then my daughter broke the toilet flush, and my friend's kid poured porridge onto the carpet. FML

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Kids love that sort of repetition

By Vicky Cain - 15/06/2021 21:01 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my child thinks it's hilarious to continuously pour his entire Lego collection all over the floor. When I tidy it away, he does it all over again. FML

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By Unlucky gal - 12/06/2017 04:00

Today, I broke my mug, windshield wiper, shower curtain, and foot, all in six hours. FML

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By will - 14/08/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my 6-year-old son apparently decided to make a game out of clogging the toilet with toilet paper. He won, and now the whole basement is flooded. FML

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Teamwork

By Anonymous - 07/12/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I spent ages cleaning my house, only for my toddler to spill a box of cereal right when I'd finished. As I cleaned up the mess, the dog dragged the cereal into almost every room. All the floors now have what I can only describe as "surprise crunch zones." FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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garf3265 12

Wednesday 15 April 2015 11:50

have kids they said, it will be fun they said

cutycat136 28

Wednesday 15 April 2015 11:53

When I read the part about covering the house with Cheerios, all I could picture was your kid going around the house literally placing the Cheerios one by one all around the house so they'd cover every spot he could get.

Comments

ZombieLoveEmo 10

Wednesday 15 April 2015 16:17

Sounds like my house ?

ThuNDeY 23

Wednesday 15 April 2015 16:37

Is her profile name "Mom Life" or "Mom My Life"?

ziggysmommy201 10

Thursday 16 April 2015 8:02

Neither. It's mommy life.

Badkarma4u 17

Wednesday 15 April 2015 16:55

Give that kid a high five. Way to over achieve, lil dude!

WipeHour 11

Wednesday 15 April 2015 17:03

Don't worry, as he gains more experience, he'll be able to do all that and more in 4 minutes flat

devi_916 39

Wednesday 15 April 2015 17:10

I live with 6 little tornadoes, from 10 months to 10 years. You have my sympathy. Discipline now, laugh about this incident later. :)

Kurby14 21

Wednesday 15 April 2015 17:18

I swear, all little kids have super speed!

lulinator 40

Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:24

Which is only activated when their parents aren't looking. Otherwise, they move at the speed of a 90 year old.

xxDragonHeart_fml 10

Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:12

Your kid is definitely possessed n'y a demon. Get him exorcised before its too late.

meegal 12

Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:25

Why I never want kids explained in one post. They're needy, loud, annoying, and a HUGE financial burden. But best of luck to those who do want kids. I'm not trying to tell anyone not to have kids, i'm just saying I don't want them and please keep your annoying little demons away from me.

Merylwen 24

Wednesday 15 April 2015 20:44

Have you never been a kid?

meegal 12

Wednesday 15 April 2015 21:37

I obviously was. And i'm 100% sure I was annoying and needy as well.

Astrum14 24

Wednesday 15 April 2015 21:38

Me when I was a kid is reasons one through ten why I never want kids. After that you get stuff like "More money for me" "More time for me" and so on. Basically, there's no good reason for me to have kids.

heryseshta 9

Wednesday 15 April 2015 23:05

Same here! Childfree and proud of it!

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Wednesday 15 April 2015 18:26

I've blessedly never had a kid flush anything down the toilet that wasn't meant to go down the toilet. I have five kids even, so I'm happy for that! The worst one of mine has done in the bathroom as a little one (he wasn't yet a year when it happened) was he unrolled almost an entire roll of toilet paper. I couldn't even be mad though, as his huge smile and giggle fest over it was just too cute!