By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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B00M3R_S00N3R 11

Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI

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hazardmuffin 21

That sucks, but YDI for blaming his lack of sex education from school.

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rabobi 6

When did the responsibility of informing your kid about sex pass on to the school?!

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CeeCee_fml 16

I refuse to believe that your son reached nearly the age of twenty without knowing the very basics of sex education. He doesn't have friends? Television? Internet?

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iwadasn 32

YDI for relying on the school to give him the talk that you should have given him a long time ago.

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xkncas 8

Parents need to grow up and give their own damn kids the talk about sex... You're a failure as a parent for not being grown up enough to do it yourself years ago...

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AdoptedSoul 6

I feel sorry for your son for having a moron for a parent...clearly it's being passed down to him..

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vbmg152 18

The sex talk is your job, not the school systems! I agree that you're a moron & deserve it!

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xs4u 13

options: ****, hobag, loose ****, harlot, used meat, floozy, labia ho supreme, *****.... got the message boy?

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Nonibird 6

You had to give your kid a sex talk? OMG! Next they'll want you to parent.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

This is where twenty years of abstinence-only sex ed has gotten us.

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