Intimacy: Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Don't you want me baby?

By Ugh - 05/12/2024 21:00 - Romania

Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML

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Finger wagging

By Anonymous - 16/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Edison

Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML

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By bad boyfriend - 26/03/2010 01:50 - Canada

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML

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Confusing

By so confused - 09/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML

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Creepy thing to do, for sure

By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 16:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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Tedet 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:27

You dress your hand up in sexy lingerie?

anelard 6

Sunday 16 December 2012 15:42

That is a disgusting thing to say to anyone. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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icertainlysuck 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:03

that seriously happened to me the other day. i feel ur pain. FYL

GriefBacon 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:48

Some have said "is she gay?" I would ask...since you have not provided a gender....is she STRAIGHT and you are gay? or is she possibly an Irish Setter? What makes a person not attracted to another person with sexual organs? I still don't get it. FYL. Sorry for your pain. Find someone who likes you and stop wasting your time with someone who doesn't know what she wants.

GriefBacon 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:49

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 8:29

Wow. I dont know what to say. Besides COCKBLOCK OF THE CENTURY!

friscobuff 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:09

YDI FOR HAVING A 3' PENIS!

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 14:04

He has a three FOOT penis? At least if that was the case he would have a career in **** for the rest of his life.

dedalus_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 17:50

I think he must have meant a 3" penis. I used to be embarrased about having a 3" penis...but then I discovered girls really don't mind it that wide :rimshot:

joy1523 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:21

YDI for dating a "girlfriend" who "still" isn't sexually attracted to you... meaning you are dating a girl who has told you before that she isn't sexually attracted to you...? find a girlfriend who does. problem solved.