Work: Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park... - FML

By hawksbc - 28/11/2012 15:14 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

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hawksbc 3

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:04

Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.

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windfuelsfire 10

Wednesday 28 November 2012 18:52

I hope you darted out of the way!

bombshellbabee01 9

Wednesday 28 November 2012 18:54

Getting drunk at an amusement park seems like a very bad idea

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azhang1066 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 0:08

YDI. Never let drunk people do anything remotely dangerous.

carbonbasedcynic 17

Monday 21 April 2014 15:22

at least it wasn't jarts

shujaswati 20

Wednesday 30 April 2014 15:36

So they got bullshot by hitting at ur pen** :D

Tyrax 16

Tuesday 23 August 2016 0:23

Glad they missed.

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