By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody. Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.

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every1luvsboners 11

It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.

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Comments

jellenwood 35

I agree that size does matter to an extent. A guy that is really thin is sad. But you get a guy that is big and he thinks he doesn't have to do anything! It's all about being a good size and knowing what to do with it!

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neonberries 15

Surely it'll be in the same place it always is.

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LiuKang92 1

He needs a pump for his stick figure or he could dress it up to make it big xD just being random about this

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daydreamer244 13

did you enjoy the movie?

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gabbygrace24 0

does he have small feet because you know what they say about guys with small feet

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raborders1 3

Don't try to be sexy! Maybe take some anatomy classes instead of trying so damn hard. Just a thought & better luck next time!

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