Transportation, Poopoo peepee Health Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder....

forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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Jam2019 - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML

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Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Bladder control

Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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afroduck 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:20

lol epic fail

ladykat 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:06

Don't believe him ^^ it has not happened to everybody.

megannnchristine_fml 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:41

wow that really sucks :( hahah

meanmachine511 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:55

EPIC FAIL!!!! sorry just is

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Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:04

you gotta go when you gotta go, you held it as long as you could.

Mebekatya 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:51

I wouldn't have laughed at the moment but I would be telling

arandomboy 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:55

it's ok OP. just last week I had diarrhea during last period and shit myself. Don't think you know embarrassment.

riseofabreakings 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 5:56

lol

jojobeanz 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:32

lol haven't u learned by now to go potty before u go on a long ride. u ultra fail.. and ydi for peeing on urself hahaha

Johnny6speed2 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:34

that's kind of hot.

Mattsta123 5

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:57

COPIED FROM SOMEONE ELSE

reca89 5

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:59

woooow should have went pee before but man that must have been a long bus ride having to pee in the first place I've done that before.

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