Miscellaneous: Today, I was messing around and tried to catch a piece of cereal... - FML

By christinaannxo - 08/01/2016 08:06 - United States - Valdosta

Today, I was messing around and tried to catch a piece of cereal in my mouth. I accidentally slammed my head on the counter behind my couch. FML

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christinaannxo 8

Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:53

i honestly don't know. I was sitting on the couch eating fruit loops & thought "I'm gonna catch this" tossed a couple, caught them & then when I was feeling lucky BAM, counter. it's all fun & games until you slam the back of your head on a counter. lesson learned! (:

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Eitanm 15

Friday 8 January 2016 16:11

Lets hope this doesn't become a serial occurrence

RickySleeves 20

Friday 8 January 2016 16:24

That must have cerealsly hurt

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bunnyfish 27

Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:10

Snap crackle pop!

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Thursday 21 January 2016 7:07

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