Love: Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled... - FML

By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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chocolatemocha 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:10

1. He's saying that you're beautiful. 2. He won't listen to what anyone else says about you. Why is that so bad?

Yee12 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 9:04

He did say you were beautiful.

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Rowan222 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:19

If you don't want your boyfriend can I have him?

jrl13 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:32

why the heck is this an fml?You obviously have a sweet,caring boyfreind,and no matter how pretty you are,some jealous,pathetic person will make fun of you.Enjoy life and stop caring what those kinda people think :)

MoonChild5 11

Sunday 8 July 2012 19:13

I don't think he means other people think/say you're ugly... Stop reading into things so much.

Lilstephie 6

Sunday 8 July 2012 21:43

Boo hoo someone called you beautiful, doesnt life just suck.......

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