By virginmary - 02/03/2010 12:38 - Reserved

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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
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fisheatsbear 6

he can just go turn in his penis and his man card in now

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ghostwitch1863 0

finished with what? or was that an excuse to get away from you? sounds suspect to me.

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KackDaddy46 0

he meant he was finished as in u weren't good enough taha ydi(:

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megamandude455 10

COUGAR ALERT!!!!! jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

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iLuvYou526 0

u said a sixteen year old kid then u say he's 25? WTF I'm ******* confused

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bambiibaby 0

Why not just say you were making out alot? Saves a lot of confusion.

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denea83 0

were you kissing him down there? if not then this guys a virgin and needs to learn to jack off more so he can hold back longer

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Beadabee 2

1793 people are premature exaculators.lol

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legitSauce22 1

why was a 23 and a 25 year old at a highschool prom?

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mizzzombie 0

**** in my pants..........

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