Intimacy: Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud,...

By unsatisfied - 29/11/2010 12:13 - Australia

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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Get it on, bang a gong

By can’t sleep - 17/06/2020 17:04

Today, and for the fourth time in a week, my 60-year-old neighbors have woken me up by having obnoxiously loud sex. Complete with over the top moaning and the headboard smashing against our shared wall. When I asked them nicely to quiet down, they laughed and called me jealous. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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Make it stop

By Headphones - 21/07/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

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nemo206 0

Monday 29 November 2010 16:05

tickle his pickle for Gods sake

blazed562 0

Monday 29 November 2010 16:09

Go buy an $80 vibrator. That'll make him more competitive. :)

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lqbabie 0

Friday 3 December 2010 17:07

tell him your DTF :) that will work!

aback 4

Wednesday 8 December 2010 3:10

If he's still asleep after four months, he's dead.

deniser 1

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:23

you should've said, "he must know what he's doing" :D

katie72 6

Friday 22 July 2011 6:44

ohh yeah. that was perfect.

chris2065 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 5:14

hahaha you should put out more.

fml915 0

Friday 15 April 2011 5:53

me and my boyfriend could never come close to going that long without sex.

DiyaA 0

Monday 20 June 2011 12:13

Geez really? B creative and do something sexy and inventive. Find out what he likes. Does he like food and heels? Cook for him in heels and an apron, be unique.

substantialHack 0

Friday 5 August 2011 21:07

You obviously did something to deserve that.

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:44

Something sounds very fishy here. Hell, I can't go more than a few days without feeling the desire to lay the pipe. Either he finds you unattractive or has something else on the side or both.

angellus00 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 6:57

Sometimes guys get it in their head that you aren't interested. If you say not right now, or not tonight enough times they will stop asking or trying. If you turn him down enough he will just assume the answer is always "no". Now you have to resolve it by asking him and trying to get him turned on.

lil_juggalette 15

Tuesday 28 April 2015 15:47

kinda sounds like he's been cheating. hasn't been with u for 4 months and now he's making comment on another woman. sorry OP, maybe you should look else where? or talk to him about your feelings. you know, guys can't read our minds. just like we can't read theirs