By unsatisfied - 29/11/2010 12:13 - Australia

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Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
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blazed562 0

Go buy an $80 vibrator. That'll make him more competitive. :)

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tucansam555 3

get better at sex

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killakalli 1

It's simple, he is cheating on you. Unless he is taking meds that kill his libido he's getting it from some where.

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tomoko_fml 1

You need to take matters into your own hands at this point.

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coco3004 0

call me. you'd be lucky to last 4 seconds NOT 4 months. that sux.

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BeRealz 0

Fuc*ing stop being pussy, and seduce him to bang you hard. When time comes, your "bf" breaks up with you. I hope to hell that you don't feel sorry. because it's your damn fault, if that is a big deal to you, you shouldnt be fukin complaining around on this and go *** your bf. Or for Americas sake kill yourself for being so dumb.

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MarLa17 0

have u just had a baby? if not then WTF aren't u going at it?? that's ridiculous! 1 week feels like forever as it is!!

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franwins0827 7

YDI for not using it as an opening to try and get something started. He may think you are not interested. The bottom line, though, is that you two clearly need to have a serious talk about your relationship.

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