Love: Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free...

By rockstarohyeah - 02/07/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I was given the best news of my life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, "I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2025 21:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that I have at least stage 3 cancer. I went on my insurance's website to get information for the doctors. I also saw "Other people who have been on your plan." My ex-wife was listed, with a new last name. She got remarried. I'm just going to let the cancer take me at this point. FML

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Get me away from here, I'm dying

By fml9124 - 28/07/2020 20:00

Today, my wife filed for divorce. Last month, she was diagnosed with stage 4, terminal, inoperable cancer. We got a second (confirmed) opinion. She has maybe six months left. She told me she doesn't want to spend her last remaining days on this earth with me. Our 33rd anniversary was in May. FML

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By CancerFreeLoader - 02/10/2021 14:00

Today, I found out that the giant tumour on my leg isn’t cancerous or dangerous. My mom cried, and I was super relieved. Later on, I heard her on the phone in tears because now she won’t be able to get a free vacation or home renovations from the Make A Wish foundation. FML

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By Sick - 27/09/2022 20:30

Today, I found out my husband has been flirting with and dating behind my back the nurse who treats my cancer. He admitted that he needs someone healthy and not someone who’s “gonna be sick all the time.” He also attempted to justify it by saying, “You’re gonna die anyway and then what am I gonna do?” FML

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By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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By daddy-o - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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By howinthenameofholyfuck?! - 16/07/2020 17:01

Today, after being diagnosed with breast cancer, enduring months of tortuous chemo, having painful radiation treatments and having had my tubes tied, I realized I’ve become the butt of an incredibly cruel cosmic joke. I got pregnant from the one-night stand I had to celebrate beating cancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 06:00

Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML

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Slippin' up

By Anonymous - 21/09/2017 04:30

Today, I got some news from two colleagues, one of whom just got married for the first time, and the other whose long-time wife was recently diagnosed with an advanced form of cancer. I wrote each of them a heartfelt note, which would've been thoughtful if I hadn't mixed up the recipients. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 19:50 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

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Elizabeth_495_xo 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:05

aww im sorry but congrats on the no cancer!!!!

ohmygawdz 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:14

well congratulations on the news!!! :) at least you have your whole life ahead of you to find a new man.

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christopherlove 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:29

61, he left "his journal where she'd be sure to read"??? Wow, nice to know that if a woman finds something private, you can be sure she will invade that privacy.

nonnymouse 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:30

Wow. Leave him. Right now. Life is too short to spend it with someone who doesn't love you. Don't waste the best years of your life on this jerk. Very glad you don't have cancer, too. :D

christopherlove 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:32

That cancer was a life that you chose to abort just before you violated your man's privacy after you got married way too young. YDI He sounds like a good guy, not wanting to put you through a painful divorce. I hope he gets away from you quickly and finds the happiness he deserves.

Jazzywrites007 2

Friday 3 July 2009 4:00

You can honestly **** off for this one. "[. . .]The happiness he deserves"? *HE* deserves? Ok There, kiddo.

civic31g 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:45

The divorce was one of the best things to ever happen to me. It hurt a lot, but its been almost a year now and I am back in college and enjoying my life far more then I ever had while being married. Like others have said, cancer has a ton of stress involved with it. The constant thought of death is always prevalent. While trying to cope with that stress things that are important tend to fall by the waste side, such as a marriage. This occurs for more then just the patient, but everyone around them. Whatever happens never give up.

shelby0716 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:51

YDI only because you read his journal. :) awesome news about the cancer

thebigslim 13

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:00

That is horrible! At least no more of a cancer scare, so congrats on that.... but you might want to get yourself a different guy.

netbeui435 3

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:17

what an idiot. who really writes down shit like that.

letitbe56 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:21

YDI for invading your husband's privacy. If your relationship is such that you feel like you need to read his journal, I'm not surprised there is a divorce in your future.

Aw_Geez 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:24

Think about it. Now you can beat him to the punch and go find someone who really loves you. :)

paintballer87 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:25

Congratulations on being in remission that is wonderful but I can't say fyl on the journal bit. I was in your husbands spot once and someone read my diary where I had written something to simply vent and when someone took and read my journal behind my back they read the entry out of context and blew the situation way out of proportion. If it bothers you that much though that you feel it's fyl worthy then sit him down and tell him what you did and talk it over for all you know it may not mean anything.