By Courtney - 04/02/2012 20:22 - Reserved

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 464
You deserved it 34 705

Same thing different taste

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Honestly, NOBODY should be spitting loogies. It's f*cking disgusting, and incredibly unattractive.

11- Oh but boys should? Grow up and research feminism (not man-haters or sexism.) 21 - I agree with you! 25 - then spit silently into a tissue in a bathroom. You don't have to spit it out for everyone else to see. It's inconsiderate. Please don't.

littletinyME 5

105- she might have been in a bathroom. Doesn't clarify.

I personally don't like it when people spit loogies because I find it disgusting, but sometime people just feel the need. But the whole "a girl shouldn't do it" was unnecessary. It's not more attractive when a man does it and women don't always have to be clean. We're people who do gross things, too, man.

dominic1221 6

first of all it doesn't say "logie". second of all, what the frig does "google it" mean?

TalkingTowelTim 0

It's when you cough up mucus. You usually get a lot with stuffy noses.

Sixers01 0

16 - Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that i do want you as a fan! I just dont want you to do some crazy shit, i seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick. Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid. They found a tape in the car but didnt say who it was to, but come to think of it, his name was.. It was you.. Dayum...

It means search the Internet on your computer devise and find out on your own, because asking on here is lame! Not that it matters much! Some comments on here are lame too. Lol

16 - Not all of us are American, here in England we wouldn't have a clue what 'hock a loogie' means, don't get so menstrual about it.

RedPillSucks 31

Plus, she's a gramarian to two languages. Your =/= you're

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

51- You have officially made it on my list of FML creepers! Congrats!

desireev 17

I know that, sometimes, you have to do it. But use the restroom or something! Not very lady-like at all! YDI

When i spit i make sure im alone or i tilt the top half of my body at 45 degree angle and fire away

Rose: Teach me to ride like a man. Jack: And chew tobacco like a man. Rose: And spit like a man! Jack: What, they didn't teach you that in finishing school? ~Titanic

mama2b3 20

This happened to me once, except it also went all over my chin and my newborn baby's head...

taaaaaylor 0

Why would you do that within reach of your baby?

Maybe she was unable to put the baby down at the time, calm down.

maybe it's just me being British, but I don't understand a word of the first sentence of this fml

inconspicuously= trying to do something without being noticed. hock= to spit. loogie= the disgusting mixture of mucus and spit that went down her bra .

yoursucklives 36

don't you think it's weird to put !!!!! at the end of a question!!!!!!

It's funny how people trip for the smallest shit!!!

ThecomingofTan 9

Sir, they only flip out because they want your sweet ass.

Someone raped the exclamation point key.