By okay._. - 01/11/2012 07:54 - United States - Marysville

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
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bladomas 2

why not both? serve him while naked

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ManInTheMachine 19

I think you took him too literally, OP. Guys are crazy about the kinky cook. Just put on an apron, start cooking, and pasta might not be the only thing on the menu. ;)

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gothika88_fml 5

Why is everyone assuming she isn't or didnt already make dinner. Maybe it's done, in the process of being done, or she has take out in mind. Either way I would be pretty upset if my bf responded with that. He could have said okay as long as that hot body comes with a hot meal

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fantasyworld 37

He has two hands that I presume aren't broken.

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Deadpoolscomedywriter 6

my girlfriend texted me saying that she couldn't wait for me to get home and that she dressed up as a naked lady. just to try to be sexy back, but I was hungry and said "you should dress up as someone who was making my dinner, FML

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xxWTFxx1981 23

Haven't you heard of the phrase feed me, f#$k me, let me sleep and preferably in that order.

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randybryant799 20

And???? That's it?

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