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By kennarama - 16/02/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML

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By Mars - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 03:22 - United States - Naples

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

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No sweat

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, as I was ringing in a customer, I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this, I sniffed my hands because they had got wet, and said to the customer, "Oh, the can is leaking… want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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When the rain comes

By Soaked - 31/07/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML

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By fifthtimesacharm - 26/04/2011 15:03

Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

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By stickyhair - 18/04/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:05

Ain't oily, greasy, sweaty hair sexy? Think of it like lube.......

YeahFMLxX 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:53

Did no one play football, or wrestle, or play softball, or run track in high school? Sweats normal, leave the man alone, he may of had a fever or a gland/pore problem! I'm never nice on fml, but last time I went to the barber my appendix had just ruptured and I had a cold sweat, nasty fever, and threw up blood all over the chair! If you don't like humans, work in an office cubicle! 'Nuff said.

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DarkArchon 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:19

Hermione! wut dnot currsh mi draemz

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:19

Wash AND a cut for Sweatyboy!

laxkid19 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:20

I know what he was doing:)

deathcab7 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:23

snape harry snape harry snape harry! dumbleldore! look i found the source of the mysterious ticking noise, its a pipe bomb! yaaaaaaaay! (:

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:24

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:25

hahaha hilarious after the shape Harry snap Harry when dumbledore pops up naked. so random.

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:26

maybe he decided to run to the barber shop?yknow, workout and haircut: 2 birds 1 stone! :D

youthink_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:27

This is not a FML. It's all part of the job you chose to do.

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:31

... just shut up.

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:09

sorry but I don't take commands :D unless of course you tell me to slit your throat :o in which case I will proceed to use a used rusty penis! :D

XDNurse 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:39

who's rusty dick would be used wasn't specified... maybe he has a collection of them in his basement next to the rotting corpses... one must keep extras in stock.

KurouTenshi 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:58

Oh my :o I was reading this from my iPhone, so the "... just shut up" appeared to follow my comment, and not one that I could not see had been moderated... EITHER way, my point stands that one can never have too many rusty penises :D