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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

you put have sex with wife in your calendar? were you afraid that you would forget?

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rockonCB4 0

You deserved it, you cheating bastard!

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youreadoofus 0

HAHA thats what you get for cheating on your wife.

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blahblahblah43 0

thats what you get for cheating on your wife! but does it really make sense to put had sex with julie on your calender? and to also put went on date with janet? especially on a work calender? especially of julie works in the same building? you are so freakin stupid!!!

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jeeeennaaaax3 0

nowww wwhy woulddd youu cheat on your wife , when you obviousssllyy kneww yous worked in the same building & that your calender was syncronized or whatever & every1 sees that calendar. , dumbass , fyl ; ahahahahahahahah .

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Mortishia 0

epic fail YDI for being cheating moron. I feel sorry for your wife, it's embarrasing. I hope she divorce you and get a new (and better) job.

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rustyrox 0

Thank you #56, well said!!! OP = TWAT!!

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lilibette_fml 0

wow, so apparently u r not only a jerk, but a complete idiot as well. YDI

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