Animals: Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now... - FML

By pablito - 17/04/2014 10:37 - France - Bron

Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now found out in front of 15 people that, no, sparrows are not small pigeons that are going to grow up. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:36

Just wait until OP finds out that her pet didn't go to live on a farm.

doctorhook86 24

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:37

Somebody tricked you good as a child, didn't they?

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Lang88 13

Sunday 20 April 2014 15:42

"I've got an education" sounds like horrible English to me. Go back to grammar school.

doemetoch 28

Sunday 20 April 2014 17:54

So, how good is your French grammar, exactly?

syed121417 22

Sunday 20 April 2014 23:09

Calm down. It's not the end of the world

drrobotnik1 18

Monday 21 April 2014 0:59

at least now we know why we never see any baby pigeons

Schobot 10

Monday 21 April 2014 1:11

What's OP ???

kayleighcupcake 14

Monday 21 April 2014 2:30

they don't even look like pigeons!

buonotomato 20

Tuesday 22 April 2014 7:31

Doesn't everyone have an assumption they made as a child and never really thought about it? If it makes you feel better, OP, I recently realised Goofy was a dog (I'd never given it much thought)

CattiniThePanini 14

Saturday 26 April 2014 18:39

Awkward XD

embracingsilence 15

Friday 19 February 2016 21:41

The illustration reminded me of Hatoful Boyfriend.

acherontiastyx 12

Wednesday 21 September 2016 14:22

Captain Jack Pigeonnnnn

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