By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 21:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
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yandiepandy 0

#17.. there are some ****** up people out there. You'd be surprised what people are capable of.

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Zwink 0

(now lets see if I can get a comment moderated) I think gays are the worst people on earth and they caused global warming, i think we should lock them up in concentration camps and and work them to death (seriously i don't but I just want to have a moderated comment.)

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ohmandapants 16

LMAO! They indeed caused Global warming. Them. and the Russians.

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Zwink 0

lol, wow it hasn't been moderated yet

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Zwink 0

lol, wow it hasn't been moderated yet

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ohmandapants 16

I'm surprised people haven't blasted me for "being racist against Russians". People on this site can't usually take a joke. :)

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ElMundio87 0

that's not a pun, that's you being an idiot

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Eldorko 0

"Judge not, that ye be not judged" Matthew 7:1 I'm JEWISH and I can tell you that off the top of my head. Now why can't most of the hardline Christians out there do the same...

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XxKate1294xX 0

*applause* Thank you. :) I was about to post that, but you already did, so yay. And same here, except I'm agnostic..not Jewish.

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Scrantoncity 0

118.. well uh We can't judge them but God certainly can. In Romans 1:27 "men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence [sic] of their error which was meet." He punishes those who break his law. And everyone breaks it so we should be tolerant of Homosexuals but at least they should know they are sinning...

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ob93 0

so if levitical law is still in place, lets not eat shellfish. we can have slaves. or lets not bullshit ourselves, and realize not everything from the Bible applies today. and this is from a practicing catholic.

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ob93 0

134, employing smarts ftw. and someone brought up a good point: if it's love, how is it a sin? aren't we commanded to love? and its not against nature, because there are some animals that have homosexual behaviors.

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ob93 0

oh shit, wrong area. haha, silly me.

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DunHassleDuhHoff 0

Come to her house in a ski mask on day and knee her in the stomach, scream "BITCH! SHOULDN"T HAVE STOLEN MY CAR!" then run away at top speed. Karma at its best. And maybe we will see it on FML

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JohnnyTheFox 0

The FML fascists will take care of your politically-incorrect comment shortly.

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WTF_its_emmy 0

omg dats horrible :( wen i told my mom i was a lesbian she ode on me because im young & shit im like okay im 15 it was 2008 get over it well now im turning 17 lols but yeah & my ex qirl was the one dat use 2 keep a smile on my face because i use 2 always cry; i miss my ex :( ur mom hopefuallyy will qet over it ; my mom did...but if she sees me around a (AG) she'll kill me & her. dats the they ima swinq at my mother. -_-

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brianjman14 22

shoulda taken it out of her hand and whipped at her face!!!! lol jk but u shoulda atleast backtalked to her by calling her a bitch and stuff cause she deserves it. u can't help being gay and being gay is totally normal

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darkmis1 17

For all the anti-gays and people who believe that you go to hell if you're gay because of the bible, how would you feel if somebody discriminated against you for being straight. What did they ever do to you? It's not like they CHOOSE to be gay. Grow up! OP-that's horrible what your mother did. Just sit her down and have a talk with her about it, and she'll come around. If she's loved you your whole life, she won't stop now. Good luck!

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lambchop23 0

yeah they pretty much do choose to be gay

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XxKate1294xX 0

Tell me when I made that choice then..honestly, please do. I never liked men, always women. That's how life always worked for me, if you tell me HOW i can love men, then please do. But praying, therapy, ect has been proven to not change who they are attracted to, but only how they ACT. It wouldn't hurt anyone, and it is LOVE, so why is it considered sin?

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anniemeece 23

Why on earth would they choose to be gay?

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ob93 0

oh yes, because people would choose to be discriminated against. you're totally right. retard

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blland 0

based on many factors. folks who finished high school without failing should know that "sexual orientation" is neither genetically related nor enforcible by polypeptide chains.

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ob93 0

#122 has got the right idea. internet high five!

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DrunkenValor 0

I would love to be gay, men are so much easier to understand then chicks. But sadly my penis denies me the right to have sex with a gay man. The best I can hope for is bro rape.

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RPGod 0

Holy shit! Press charges on her crazy bitch ass!

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