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By SkiMaskFukd - 07/05/2010 13:25 - United States

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Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

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Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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By Bolin - 17/05/2021 08:08

Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML

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By sleepless in sleeplessness - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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Someone needs a good talking to

By Anonymous - 02/07/2025 11:00 - United States - Riverside

Spicy

Today, my husband once again woke me up in the wee hours to have sex. Don’t get me wrong, the sex is great but as soon as he nuts he rolls over and goes right back to sleep. I however am stuck awake and can’t get back to sleep no matter how hard I try. FML

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Narcolepsy

By Isuckreallybad - 06/02/2021 21:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

Spicy

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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By quietsleeper - 13/10/2009 11:07 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML

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blobzorz 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:08

sleep is better

tysta 0

Friday 7 May 2010 19:10

Just Jack off and sleep good.... Problem solved.

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rummzy 6

Friday 9 December 2011 7:49

Everything in moderation

dyslexic_jd 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:25

Wait til you're married. You'll never be woken up from snoring again.... True story...

writergirl23 19

Monday 26 March 2012 5:58

Lol nose plugs

newburton13 26

Saturday 12 May 2012 21:42

There is also the choice of "new girlfriend".

JessiokaFroka 5

Monday 30 July 2012 21:35

... Or you could have sex at a different time of day. Just a thought.

The_Hunger_Games 4

Friday 7 September 2012 7:33

Choose sex not sleep it's better

beef_weezle 13

Tuesday 23 October 2012 4:57

Sleep aids, bro

kikkilinu 3

Monday 19 November 2012 16:25

Breathe Right nasal strips. Great sex and great sleep. I think.

MadEgyptian 8

Thursday 27 December 2012 6:22

**** in the morning

swedeNix 13

Tuesday 29 October 2013 6:15

Just have Great sex a bit longer and u wont wake up(?)

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