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By jack - 23/04/2012 02:43 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML

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You deserved it 2 314

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Same thing different taste

By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 129

You deserved it 2 836

By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 810

You deserved it 3 737

By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 525

You deserved it 4 914

By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 512

You deserved it 2 529

Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 469

You deserved it 5 462

By igiveup - 21/06/2012 18:19 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 822

You deserved it 11 596

Parental approval

By Brandon - 04/08/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 706

You deserved it 3 009

Deep-seated resentment

By Boyufd - 14/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 771

You deserved it 285

By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 746

You deserved it 2 967

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 783

You deserved it 6 945

br0ccoli 14

Monday 23 April 2012 8:26

Hey, be kind to your girlfriend. She is carrying your baby brother. Pass her an extra helping of mashed potatoes.

TehParteh 9

Monday 23 April 2012 8:23

Maybe it's time for dinner at her house

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23chicagobulls01 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 6:30

Ooooohhhhhh bbuuuuuurrrrrnnn!!!!!:)))

coker1891 1

Tuesday 24 April 2012 7:17

I fuked ur mom

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 24 April 2012 7:57

That's gotta hurt.

bjg1009 3

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:00

Your dad must be feeling pretty good about himself right now. Lol. On a side note does anyone else find it odd that a man is being called a "babe'?

born12l8 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 6:23

That's ******* nasty, I wouldn't have her over for quite a while...

littlexlune 16

Thursday 29 August 2013 21:18

Older men can be sexy.

daemonsparta 16

Wednesday 22 April 2015 6:29

i would suggest preemptive dumping

carly3526 16

Tuesday 22 March 2016 19:10

idk why, but I read this in Wally cleaver's voice

paranoidaf 7

Friday 8 November 2019 6:39

gotta love a hot dad

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Same thing different taste

Awkward much?

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Deep-seated resentment

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