Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening...

By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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By honeybee2487 - 30/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML

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By behold the Underminer - 14/08/2018 13:00

Today, the water company found that a water main has been leaking steadily possibly for decades and has turned the land my house is built on into an underground bog. Cracks have been appearing in my walls for a while, apparently because my house is slowly sinking into it. FML

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By Rainman - 14/06/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from the Sheriff's dept. saying that water was coming out my front door. I ran home to find a waterfall cascading over my covered parking. It turns out my puppy had chewed through the hose that connects the toilet to the water. My entire condo had an inch of standing water. FML

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By ohcollege - 01/10/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML

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Monday 23 May 2011 16:05

At least it was only your yard and not your house. Now your grass will be nice and green.

angelsara91 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:05

crappy way to start a Monday.

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Snafuusmc 12

Monday 23 May 2011 16:55

someone wet the bed!

sxe_beast 11

Monday 23 May 2011 17:00

Being blissfully unaware... That's the way to go!

Dargonmyr 0

Monday 23 May 2011 17:08

atleast you enjoyed the "peaceful rain"

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Monday 23 May 2011 17:17

so fix it and stop complaining but fyl due to bad luck

khaya 9

Monday 23 May 2011 17:39

Or it could be that someone took to many sleeping pills and forgot that they actually had a swimming pool.

slickrasta 1

Monday 23 May 2011 18:00

hahahahahahahahah

kl_beans 0

Monday 23 May 2011 18:08

At least your grass will be green :-)

skikid 0

Monday 23 May 2011 18:16

thats the funniest thing ive ever heard

KSants7 0

Monday 23 May 2011 18:24

well on the upside , now you have a pool .

nananabatmannnn 0

Monday 23 May 2011 20:11

Exactly. Most people pay good money for a pool. OP got one for free. How lucky.

aerogxt 7

Monday 23 May 2011 18:59

wow...just....wow

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