Love and Intimacy: Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/09/2018 03:00

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Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:20 - Canada

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Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML

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It's out there

By anonymous - 03/09/2021 20:00

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Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 05:23 - United States

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Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

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Snooping

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 00:00

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Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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Man of mystery

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 00:30

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Today, I found a video of my fiance staring into the camera while deep-throating a dildo, and then putting it other places. I have no idea who/what it was for, or how to talk to him about this, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with his disinterest in me lately. FML

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By confidence taken - 23/08/2014 06:26 - United States - Bay Springs

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Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

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We're all proud of him

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 04:59 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML

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New sex tape just leaked

By Anonymous - 18/10/2023 20:00

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 7 years cheated on me when I saw a sex tape in which he was in. He claimed it was from before we met. I went to delete it and I clicked “info” by mistake and I ended up seeing the date it was filmed and even the location. I still haven’t told him I know. FML

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Prosecution time

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:00 - United States

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Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 29 September 2018 4:00

Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.

PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 29 September 2018 3:58

On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.

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fallenlikethesky 12

Wednesday 10 October 2018 12:19

Time to break up and get tested.

OneWhoKnows 5

Monday 5 August 2019 6:31

Bye bye

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