By Anonymous - 29/09/2018 03:00

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Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Even though you gave him the watch, it’s you who knows what time it is.

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PenguinPal3017 19

On the bright side, it sounds like he likes the watch. It's hard to get gifts people will like.

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Mungolikecandy 19

I clicked "I agree your life sucks" then realized that it is just rubbing salt into the wounds.

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commandpriority 5

Blow jobs are simply modern day stress release. Would you rather he be on pills? Be glad he is taking an all natural approach.

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Lalala579121 27

I mean, sure. But maybe next time he should get a ******* from his actual girlfriend? Well I mean I hope he never has another girlfriend, but you get my point.

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cazziuz1983 9

odds are she wouldn't give him one,so he went and got one

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marcus9278 2

why are you going through his phone?

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1gullible_bugger 34

okay, that sucks in all. But the better question might be why were you looking through your boyfriend's phone? Do you have trust issues? or were you just trying to find some new songs in his Spotify, but looking in his messages instead? Accidentally.

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timinator5000 28

if its a video maybe she was looking for picture of them to post or a certain one she rembered he took. maybe he saves cool memes to his phone and she likes to see them too?

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Rabite 28

Yeah he is the real victim here. It's always funny to talk about trust issues of people who are actually cheated on. Normally it's called a hunch.

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Justin Allan Bannister 9

sucky sucky ohh f×cky f×cky

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blondie45 21

It was probably his wife. Doing it in the bathroom. At his grandmother’s funeral ...😉

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Taylor Caldwell 10

Giving someone a watch always dooms that relationship to end

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ninjaaudrey 4

He probably got a well deserved birthday BJ from one of his girl friends. If you had given him one he wouldn't have needed to get one elsewhere. BJs aren't hard to give. Him recording it was mistake though.

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UndecidedSpark 7

He's just collecting other birthday gifts👌🏾

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