Kids: Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday... - FML

By Paris101 - 22/02/2013 14:51 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML

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By TheHangoverPart4 - 07/09/2022 00:30 - Australia - Waurn Ponds

Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 05:01

Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML

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Party hard

By mylifeisfcked - 25/02/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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By smbcolorado - 04/02/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By HappyBirthdayToMe - 10/04/2023 11:00 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML

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By Stephanie Peugh - 15/04/2018 19:30 - United States - Loudonville

Today, during my daughter's 8th birthday at a skating rink, a family showed up that didn't RSVP. The mother brought all 3 of her kids and left them at the party alone. She didn't feed them lunch and they followed me around the whole time asking for money. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 14:33

Today, I had to go to the dentist to get 11 cavities filled. I took a wrong turn and ended up being 10 minutes late. My dentist told I had to reschedule because of his "10 minute policy." I have to wait 14 days now to get my cavities filled. FML

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Lauren324 18

Friday 22 February 2013 19:23

Is it you or your kid that's the problem?

Bluekaren16 19

Friday 22 February 2013 19:23

Maybe your previous parties gave them all cavities.

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eaglerob 20

Friday 22 February 2013 22:31

Time to write back, "sorry, getting my hair done that weekend. See you all next weekend." Poor kiddo

sassy2085 16

Friday 22 February 2013 23:24

The party must of started at tooth hurty (2:30) and that is why they all need cavities filled at the same time. :)

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 23 February 2013 17:54

The joke lost it's punch because you explained it in the middle. It would have had a better chance if you had just left it up to people to get it on their own.

Satoaoi 13

Friday 22 February 2013 23:25

it's ok you still have your own family to enjoy it with

jamesrod885 6

Friday 22 February 2013 23:50

a little far fetched don't you think ?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 23 February 2013 0:31

Your kid needs to work on their social skills.

Sweetlove123 1

Saturday 23 February 2013 0:31

Did your kid do something

bodychex 5

Saturday 23 February 2013 1:10

You must live in PA

jdime209 2

Saturday 23 February 2013 1:17

They don't like you or you guys. That's what I think.

ColbyGB 13

Saturday 23 February 2013 2:03

Kids love their candy! Or hate your kid...

dabeast15 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 2:10

People r so rude

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