By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
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moleSG 6

YDI. If you can't control your cravings that badly, then you need to throw it away and KEEP it away.

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shaBAMalex 0

Sorry, that is disgusting. I've never heard of anyone who has such a lack of self control.

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suntherian 4

Oh god ice cream is just not that expensive! I totally get cravings man, but.. yikes. Buy new ice cream next time, mkay? Nobody should EVER want second-hand-sweets. D:

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xXxDestinyXxX 0

Use the garbage disposal next time! Or put it under hot water and melt it all.

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My2864 1

sorry but thats THE most pathetic thing ive heard BY FAR maybe anti flood beats it i dont know..

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carlablob 0

aw, I feel for you, OP. D: you should try getting counseling and don't pay attention to the haters. :)

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